After I saw the damage she did to the rest of the girls (what I mentioned above wasn't even the worst of it,) I insisted on doing my own makeup. I was so mad that I just zipped right through it -- and realized after I slapped my loose powder on that I'd actually finished in well under ten minutes.
Its not the prettiest makeup ever, but it beats the challenge!
Makeup Used (all MAC unless otherwise specified):
NC 15 Studio Fix Fluid
Blushbaby powder blush
Seedy Pearl e/s
Beauty Marked e/s
Carbon e/s (as liner)
Viva Glam V l/g
Eyebrow powder in Browning
Loose Powder in NW5
Maybelline Great Last in Blackest Black
Moral of the day: NEVER let ANYONE touch your makeup.